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[Videos] Uniform Babes: Conduct Unbecumming

You’ll be pleased to know the title Uniform Babes does not refer to women who are all identical and of a similar consistency — that would be a boring movie — but to women who are wearing uniforms of various sorts. As far as thematic porn goes, it’s a pretty cheap and easy route — hit the costume store, grab a double handful of sexy costumes, and when you run out of sexy costumes, grab whatever’s left — postal worker’s uniform? Sure. Big baggy oversized firefighter’s uniforms? Okay, we can work with that. Some odd costume choices aside, there are some good scenes here, and it’s a lot of fun.

Sativa is a maid working at a hotel with unusually good room service, dressed somewhat improbably in a French maid get-up. She looks fantastic in a frilly apron, which stays on for most of the fucking, but I winced a bit at the stereotypical casting of the Latina as the maid.

The three-way with two lady firemen isn’t initially the sexiest, as they’re in authentic (read: very body-covering) uniforms . . . but they strip out of them soon enough, and I laughed when I saw Lana Lei’s panties, which say “Enjoy Cock” on the back in the swirling font beloved of the Coca-Cola corporation and their old “Enjoy Coke” motto. This scene, with Lana and Tianna Lynn, is a high point, because they’re adorable together having a three-way — they both have braided pigtails! So cute!

Loni plays a bossy soldier who abuses her authority and orders two of her subordinates to pleasure her, and if it’s amusing to see such a tiny, petite woman bark orders at a couple of huge guys, it’s hot seeing them obey so promptly. Usually in scenes like this there’s some turning-of-the-tables where the guys take control, but not here — Loni stays in charge the whole time, and it’s fantastic.

Sammie Rhodes plays a nurse ministering to a man who was in a motorcycle crash and got a head injury (you can tell by the big bandage wrapped loosely around his forehead!), and she tests his, ah, physical responses with gusto. She actually wears a plausible nurse’s uniform, too, not the fantasia of white fishnets and latex that most porn movie nurses wear — depending on how your nurse-kink swings, you might find that a plus or a disappointment. (She does have white thigh-high stockings, fear not!)

Mika Tan plays a hooker. (She must be a hooker — who else has a “uniform” that consists of fishnets and leopard-skin and heels? Some kind of senior management consultant maybe? Formal attire for a big-game safari hunter?) Reina Leone plays a cop willing to be bribed with the pleasures of the flesh, and it’s a pretty hot scene, with strap-on play and, later, the addition of a male cop who wants a piece. A rough three-way in a jail cell, with anal? Maybe incarceration isn’t so bad.

Sure, this one’s a little gimmicky, but it’s hotter than I’d expected, and there’s a real sense of playfulness and fun throughout, so check it out.

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