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[Videos] Twisted as Fuck

I like Kylie Ireland. She’s no girl of nineteen anymore, but she’s still incredibly hot, she’s aging gracefully, and she has tremendous self-confidence. She’s also not afraid to let her kinky freak flag fly, and her Twisted as Fuck project is a series of dark fantasies straight from the id. (With some clever intellectual turns on top — even the simple “kidnapped slavegirl for sale scenario” that opens the film has a twist at the end that shifts the balance of power a bit.) This isn’t BDSM-lite — some of these scenes really are fucking twisted.

In “Transaction” a thug brings a kidnapped hot girl (Taryn Thomas), bound and blindfolded in a sack, to a warehouse and hands her over to a pair of men in exchange for some cash. They strip her, hold her down, and use her for their pleasure. At first she fights, struggles, and howls, but before long she gets into it, and after that it’s a rough four-way, with choking blowjobs, anal, DP, and airtight fucking (there’s even a little plot twist at the end).

“Harsh Mistress” has Christian tied up while Nicki Hunter torments him. She’s also got Kylie bound in a leather cargo net, and Kylie gets to kneel and suck Christian’s dick in tight bondage. The two slaves lick their mistress, there’s anal slave-on-slave action, a spider gag, and other naughtiness. (I was disappointed Christian didn’t take a strap-on up the ass — something he’s been happy to do in other films — but you can’t have everything.)

“Miss Diagnosis” is medical fetish porn with Tory Lane as the sadistic latex-clad nurse and Sandra Romain as the patient; there are big stainless steel butt plugs! Why have I never seen those when I go in for my physicals?

In “Suitcase Pimp” Trinity Post is wrapped in plastic inside a duffel bag, and her owner lets her out for a little playtime in his hotel room. She gets cut free from the plastic with a knife, fucked hard, and then wrapped up (rather tenderly) and stowed away again. It’s deeply objectifying, and she plays the passive sex object with almost creepy realism.

“Edge Play” has Julie Night in a cage and out of it — there’s more knifeplay (but still no actual bloodplay or even breaking the skin), ball gags, canes, paddles, pounding anal, choking, breathplay, spitting, licking up come (which she pushed out of her own ass into James Deen’s hand), and so on — her two masters try out everything in the dungeon, pretty much, and it’s serious stuff. (Julie obviously loves it, too.)

The last scene, “Toilet Trained,” has Kelly Wells leashed and wearing a butt plug, led into a bathroom to choke on a cock, get fucked in the ass, and be generally used and abused. Kelly looks kind of unhealthy and strung-out, but that could very well be acting.

There’s a lot of verbal abuse in this flick, both from screaming slaves and abusive masters: “shit pig” and “penis head” and so forth. It’s a loud movie, and you’ll want to watch the volume if you’re watching it in an apartment building with thin walls or nosy neighbors. It’s an over-the-top, kinky, hardcore flick, better than the usual run of professional S&M videos — everyone involved seems to actually like being kinky.

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