[Videos] Role Modeling
Dana DeArmond helps a few of her MySpace fans make the leap from watching porn to performing in porn, with Dana as their mentor, helping prepare them for their first onscreen fucks. After an intro acquainting us with the performers, who are young and pierced and/or tattooed and/or with straight-cut bangs — you know, the typical Vivid Alt types — we get to see Dana’s coaching. After ten or twelve minutes of chat (and Dana complaining bitterly about a would-be performer who dropped out at the last minute), we get the first sex scene . . . after which we get a lot more talking-head stuff in between the sex scenes. Some of it is interesting, but the fucking-on-camera density of this film is actually fairly low.
Casper Vice has the best name of the lot . . . but judging from the razor bumps, I’d guess this wasn’t only her first time shagging on camera, but possibly her first time fully shaving her pubes — it doesn’t look comfortable. With her knee socks pulled up to mid-thigh, her septum and forehead piercing, and her tattoos, she could be a poster girl for the Vivid Alt aesthetic, though. After a bad experience with a boyfriend, she has a morbid aversion to getting come on her face, which could maybe limit her career prospects.
The hottest scene is the first one, with adorable cutie Rory Tonic in a three-way with Sascha and Alec Knight. I hope Rory keeps up her new career, because I’d love to see her again, preferably getting the double-penetration that I kept waiting for, in vain, during this scene. Dana initiates her lone male discovery Johnny Utah, which makes me think he by far got the best of this deal. He’s no match for her — one rather gets the impression that she eats guys like him for breakfast, figuratively speaking — but it’s a good scene, especially when Daniel joins in to make it a three-way, and bangs her ass while she chokes on Johnny’s cock. All Johnny really has to do at any point is sit there looking stoned, and that’s within his capabilities. Having Dana burning up the screen does rather point out how inexperienced the other performers are, though.
A few random observations: Dana DeArmond sure does like licking jizz off the faces of her proteges — she does it at least twice. She also claims that she’s the next Jesus (joking, of course — she’s no Sun Myung Moon — but it does properly reflect her endearing megalomania). There’s a whole lot of talking in this movie; probably about a third of the running time is spent on interviews with the newbies. There’s a whole disc of extras, too, including Dana’s video blog entries, and there’s also a CD of indie rock, mostly by OK Fox, with a few other bands tossed in for variety. It’s a pretty good package, if a bit talky, and the emphasis on fresh faces is appreciated — at least it’s new.
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on Tuesday, 6 May 2008 at 2:20 pm angie wrote:
where was Andy San Dimas’ scene? she’s the hottest one out of the bunch!