[Videos] Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls
With a title like Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls, this movie could have gone one of two ways. It could have been a bizarre, pulpy, porny version of other post-apocalyptic Western fare like Six String Samurai, maybe with some robot horses and steampunk six-shooters — or it could have been a postmodern creature of pure style. It’s the latter, which is fine; why waste screen time with characters fleeing mohawked cannibal desert mutants when you could spend those precious moments on strap-on dick sucking? In an interview (one of the bonus features), the stars describe the film as “Mandarin-inspired military outrigger post punk hip rodeo cowgirl dyke lesbian BDSM fetish porn.” Also: “Highly erotic, and there are guns in it.” All true!
The film opens with dominant cowgirl Surgeon hitchhiking along a lonely Western road. Your mother probably warned you not to pick up hitchhikers, especially not those armed with whips and huge strap-on cocks, but apparently London never got that lesson, because she pulls over. Presumably because, in the post-apocalpytic empty world where the film seems to take place, loneliness is a greater danger than being dominated by a sexually adventurous hitcher.
Not that London minds the abuse. She happily gives up the driver’s seat to Surgeon, who exerts control firmly early on, pushing London’s face down on her cock while she rockets down the highway. This flick is both stylish and extreme — before we’re five minutes in, Surgeon literally pisses all over London’s chest, and squeezes a few droplets of milk from her nipples onto the girl for good measure. Talk about marking your territory! This movie isn’t sweet. It’s hardcore, it wholly embraces edgeplay . . . and it looks like a million bucks, with stellar film quality to go along with its great music, gorgeous setting, and hot costuming. These are dirty cowgirls.
Surgeon treats London like a disposable fucktoy, and London is beautifully pliable, obeying every command, from boot-licking to cunt-licking to being tied up, gagged, spanked, and even tickled with a living snake. Surgeon does allow London a certain degree of empowerment in order to get off herself, though — London fists her vaginally in a very powerful climactic scene. It’s weird indie edgy powerful sexy stuff, and gives me hope for life after the apocalypse. I’ve never seen a prettier film that involved people being pissed on.
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on Friday, 23 January 2009 at 12:01 am Curvaceous Dee wrote:
I’ve always been a fan of post-apoc fiction, but I must admit it never occurred to me to mix that with porn … thanks to this most excellent review, I definitely will be keeping an eye out for it!
xx Dee