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[Videos] Boot Camp: Sex Survival Weekend

The film under discussion is Boot Camp: Sex Survival Weekend. First off, the name’s a bit unwieldy — it really should have just been Booty Camp, you know? Steven St. Croix stars as the sergeant — or, as it’s spelled in the movie, “sargent,” because this particular production does not feel the need for copyeditors, or, indeed, a spellcheck program — in charge of the traditional Band of Misfits, in this case a ragtag Marine squad sent into the woods for a weekend of survival training. Do not expect much in the way of military verisimilitude. Let’s just say the uniforms the ladies wear are, uh, not regulation, and would almost certainly promote fraternizing. Also: expect a lot of fraternizing.

It’s a silly movie, and I shouldn’t mock it for that silliness. In fact, I wound up liking it quite a bit, certainly more than I expected from the rather dull sex-on-a-car-hood scene that opens the film. This is in a grand tradition of movies that parody military life, only those other films usually do it with less sex. Poor copyediting aside, some of the writing is quite funny, as when the hard-assed colonel (or, as they’d surely spell it, “kernel”) declares the troops are “as green as that shit that came out of Linda Blair’s mouth,” and then mentions, offhandedly, that he hates split pea soup. St. Croix has fun hamming it up in screaming drill sergeant style, and it’s a surprisingly enjoyable movie.

To my disappointment, there’s never a full-squad orgy, which seems a bit of a waste, but so it goes. The bit with Allison Pierce and Lexi Belle fucking the paratrooper they find stuck in a tree is the hottest scene, with a fantastic double blowjob, but in general the performers are gorgeous and the sex scenes mostly good. It’s a fun flick that doesn’t take itself seriously, with some decent writing and a plot that (unfortunately) doesn’t make a lick of sense except as an excuse to string together some sex scenes. But, hey, all’s fair in love and war . . .

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