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[Video] Cheerleaders

Why are cheerleaders so sexy? Is it because they were so often the hottest girls in high school, prompting a sweet nostalgia trip in the porn-watching audience? Because cheerleaders are so often perceived as remote and untouchable? Because they’re athletic, and thinking of them naturally leads to thoughts of, say, the whole squad soaping up together in the showers? Or is it simply the presence of flippy skirts combined with bouncing?

For whatever reason, porn is filled with movies about hot cheerleaders . . . but the simply-named Cheerleaders is pretty much the Platonic ideal of the form. It starts with ten trash-talking cheerleaders stripping down in the locker room after a game and starting a round of Truth or Dare. The dares mostly lead to girl-on-girl action, while the truths prompt flashbacks featuring various sexual adventures and betrayals. Don’t let the sweet faces fool you; this is a gonzo romp, with group sex, anal sex, three-ways, foot fucking, tit fucking, facials, and more.

Admittedly, none of the performers can really pass for high schoolers, especially the more heavily tattooed ones, and most of the guys look more like skeevy gym teachers. The exception is fresh-faced brunette cutie Stoya, who has the innocent girl-next-door thing down pat. Her scene with Manuel Ferrara is a real standout, especially the insane pounding anal — she’s definitely a woman to watch.

I sorta wish there’d been a group shower scene — the genre kind of calls for those, don’t you think? — and more footage of the ladies in their uniforms, but the all-girl locker room orgy that finishes the film is destined to become a classic. In all it’s a wonderfully nasty flick, and the pinnacle of the cheerleader-porn subgenre.

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