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Velvet Thrust

“Made especially for women who love and enjoy men” is the tagline on the box, so if you’re expecting a couples video, you’re right! In Velvet Thrust, the camera lingers over the buff male bodies on display rather more than usual, but otherwise there’s nothing to frighten any sexually insecure men out there — all the sex is boy-girl, and if you find yourself thinking that the muscular, tattooed male performers are hot, well, it’s just an aesthetic judgment, right? You can admire Michelangelo’s David without being gay! (I kid. But seriously, these guys are sexy, especially leading man Julian.) It would be a pretty good starter porn for a reluctant wife or girlfriend, as the sex is mostly very tame, and the performers are beautiful. Every scene ends with a cumshot, though, most facials, and while I have known a few women who liked seeing (or experiencing) such things, I’ve known many more who found them distasteful, so your mileage may vary. Then again, facials are as common in porn as fake breasts and bad acting, so maybe there’s no point in trying to hide that fact from your reluctant partner . . .

The plot serves to get people together and naked, which is the minimum one should ask of a porn story. More specifically, the plot features a couple of girlfriends who decide to visit a club called Velvet Thrust in hopes of hooking up with some hot boymeat. Spoiler alert: They succeed! (Though the only actual “velvet thrust” I saw involved the one guy who couldn’t keep his erection, who generally had trouble staying up-and-in.) I was a little disappointed with the clubbing attire of the female leads, though. I mean, I know the clothes come off relatively quickly, but the director really missed an opportunity to dress up the hot leading ladies in equally hot outfits, more’s the pity. Their outfits are merely ordinary, and who goes to a meat market dressed the way they would to go grocery shopping? But, those quibbles aside, this is a perfectly pleasant bit of smut for the porn-curious couple (or a solo woman who likes facial scenes, I suppose).

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