Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio

An old adage says the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his penis, but let’s be serious here — the quickest way to a man’s heart is by sucking his cock. Want to learn how to better perform blowjobs? Then you should quickly acquire Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio. It’s educational, full of great practical advice, and some of the demonstration scenes are quite hot. While all the couples depicted are boy-girl, the techniques could also be useful for gay men looking to improve their skills. Like all Tristan’s educational flicks in this series, it begins with about twenty minutes of workshop-style discussion, with Tristan pointing at charts and talking to a group of ordinary women. Granted, Roxy DeVille and Christian (two of my favorite performers in all porndom) come in to demonstrate some of the things Tristan talks about, which isn’t something you’re likely to find in an ordinary sex-ed class. Amusingly, Christian is posed naked, with an erection, and becomes a living anatomical diagram, with onscreen text and arrows pointing out his glans, corona, scrotal sack, and etc. There’s frank and useful information, and you get hilariously straightforward lines like “The testicles, also known as the ‘balls,’” plus honest commentary about, say, the fact that eating certain foods makes your semen taste horrid.

After that, it’s off to the demonstrations. Kaiya Lynn and Alec Knight talk a little about their personal relationship with blowjobs, then do a demonstration in a bedroom. Pretty basic, but also pretty hot. Next Lindsey Meadows and Marco Leon do the sensitive, communicative, tender couple thing, with lots of checking in with one another and slow exploration. Finally, Adrianna Nicole and Alec Knight do the truly advanced class, with deep-throating techniques, positions that may be beyond the powers of ordinary mortals (like sucking cock while doing a handstand! Well, not exactly that, but pretty close). Tristan’s voiceover chimes in throughout, pointing out salient details, but if you just want to groove on the oral excitement, you can watch the scenes sans-voiceover. There are better films if you just want a smutty blowjob flick, though; this really does work best as an educational film. So, if you have a cock, sit down with your loved one and watch this, and if you have a loved one with a cock, sit him down and watch this, and don’t be afraid to try out what you see on screen (at least until you get to the handstand blowjob bits; maybe you should be a little scared then, depending on your general fitness and level of flexibility). It’ll definitely be more fun, and make a more memorable evening, than sitting around watching old episodes of Friends on the Tivo.