Tiffany’s Lingerie Lesson

Do you, like so many men, have trouble recognizing various forms of lingerie? Are you reduced to verbal circumlocutions like “Why don’t you put on that thing with the stringy bit that goes up your ass crack, and the close-woven net devices that, like extra-long socks, cover your legs, baby?” (The words you’re looking for, by the way, are “thong” and “stockings.”) Then Tiffany’s Lingerie Lesson can help you! Learn to recognize “The Bra,” “The Panty” (in my world we call them “panties,” but let it pass), “The Corset,” “Nylons,” and “The Baby Doll.” You’ll wonder how you got by for so long without this knowledge! Your girlfriend will stop laughing at you! (About this particular issue, anyway.)

Okay, I mock. But the emphasis on lingerie here is actually rather nice, since so many porn movies appear to do their costuming out of the grab-bag lingerie box from the dressing room of a strip club, with mismatched underwear and entirely too much leopard print. This movie’s different, with some thought given to the costuming, and even if the conceit isn’t brilliant, it’s a good excuse to put hot women in skimpy underthings. Plus, Tiffany Taylor is an attractive brunette, and her first anal scene ever appears in this film (though admittedly it’s quite brief). There’s a nice variety in the scenes, ranging from boy-girl to girl-girl to girl-girl-boy, and Tiffany’s brief educational interludes (explaining, for example, when and by whom the brassiere was invented) are cute and short enough that they aren’t annoying. The fashion show bits — with actresses modeling various kinds of bras, panties, corsets, etc. — are nice in theory, though the close-ups on the lingerie mean the heads of all the women are strangely cropped out of the frame, so you get headless ladies modeling corsets, which is a bit creepy.

The sex scenes themselves could have made better use of the lingerie as well; too often, the nice underthings get stripped off quickly, or the camera angles are such that you can’t really see what they’re wearing. A woman in a corset giving a blowjob is hot, but why zoom in so close that you can’t see what she’s wearing at all? Those quibbles aside, though, this is a solid film, and a pretty one, worth a look if you like your women dressed up.