The Bi Apple
The Bi Apple is a merry pansexual romp set in a strange New York apartment dubbed The Fuck House, featuring an array of inhabitants with very broad sexual tastes. The whole film has a kind of cheesy free-love vibe which is alternately surreal and charming, and the overall sense of style is, shall we say, exceedingly odd. Simone Valentino has a cool elegance that’s absolutely the high point of the film — despite a box cover image that makes her look like an afroed refugee from a ’70s blaxploitation flick. The performers display a wide mix of body types, not standard porn figures at all, and by and large that’s a good thing, though Tucker Lee could win a Carrot Top lookalike contest if his hair were red instead of brown. Despite his goofy demeanor, though, he works hard in this movie, moving quickly from taking anal from his strap-on-wearing lover to exchanging blowjobs with a cute boy in the bathroom to having a hot boy-boy-girl three-way with the lovely Simone. (I get the impression there are lots of little cameos and inside jokes involving people in the New York sex positive scene, but being a West Coast guy, they flew right over my head, I’m afraid.)
Mainstream porn strenuously avoids material like this — guys taking it up the ass from a strap-on while simultaneously giving it to another guy up the ass, men kissing and fondling one another while a woman looks on and masturbates, guys trading blowjobs — the only “standard” scene is the girl-girl one, and even it’s a bizarre sort of dream sequence featuring a mysterious lesbian avenger who wears a cape and has a utility belt full of sex toys. (Seriously. It’s a strange flick.) There are some cute running jokes with outsiders trying to buy or charm or scam there way into the building. If you like seeing guys and girls and every possible combination of the above have sex, you’ll like this movie, and appreciate it for the rare treat it is.
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