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PornoMation

PornoMation is CGI cartoon sci-fi smut, circa 2004! (I know, we’re a little behind the times, but I review the stuff when I get it. I will say that the footage suffers a bit from being on the old side — if you’ve played any next-generation video games, the cut scenes mostly look better than these shorts do.) The advantage of animation over live-action porn has always been that you can show stuff that’s more extreme than reality, including straight-up anatomical impossibilities. (See, for instance, any of the zillion tentacle porn titles available in Japan.) There’s some of that here, and it’s fairly entertaining, and weird, if not especially hot — unless your kink involves alien sex slaves with impossibly long dongs, alien sex gladiators with penises that have mouths, chicks fucking sex robots, etc. The meat of this disc consists of various short films, all with a science-fictional or fantasy edge, some with a fairly realistic CGI style, some a bit more surreal or stylized. There are penises that turn into volcanoes, UFO abductees encountering the expected sorts of probes, soldiers shagging Valkyries, sentient dildos (or are they penis-shaped aliens?). After the short films, which last about 20 minutes all together, we get a rather badly done segment that consists of scenes of illustrations, with mermaid sex, dragon sex, winged penises, conceptual sketches from the films we just saw, women riding horses inappropriately, women being pleasured by minotaurs, fairy fucking, angel fucking, demon fucking, skeleton fucking (insert “boner” joke), etc. It’s rather rapid-fire and of wildly uneven quality, and would have been a lot better as a photo gallery that the viewer could progress through at will, so we could linger on the good ones and shoot quickly past the lousy ones. I like erotic fantasy art, actually, and I’ve seen worse . . . but I’ve also seen better, and without the novelty of animation, it seemed a bit pointless. Finally, we get a behind-the-scenes feature, basically, in the form of creators Sagemonn and Karynna explaining to a visiting CGI alien what their artwork entails. It’s fairly interesting. The novelty value makes this worth a look, even if it’s not entirely, hmm, “spankable” is the word I want, I suppose.

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