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Jesse Jane: Scream

Consider me charmed. Combine my love for oddball porn, low-budget horror movies, the scenery-chewing antics of Evan Stone, and the sexiness of Madison Young, and Jesse Jane: Scream is right up my alley.

It’s a good film from the first scene, when Evan Stone’s car breaks down, forcing him to investigate a nearby house. The “abandoned” house is really too clean and neat — they should have sprung for some fake spiderwebs or something — but once Evan starts fucking Jesse Jane (who has an atrocious fake Southern accent), I paid less attention to the scenery. (I think Jesse was supposed to be a roller-skating ghost, which is so odd it borders on genius.) The second scene is pretty audacious — Marco Banderas is a serial killer, and Faith Leon is his dead victim in the bathtub. Marco is over-the-top creepy, rubbing her hair on his cock and furiously licking one of her earrings . . . and then she comes to life, and fucks him. Zombie sex? Well, no, more like crazed lunatic necrophile sex fantasy, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t a hot scene, with a great blowjob. There’s another clever/creepy scene, with Samantha Ryan doing the “Single White Female” thing as a roommate obsessed with Jesse, right down to dressing like her and styling her hair the same way. When Jesse’s boyfriend shows up, Samantha kidnaps him, trusses him up in gimp-wear, and stashes him in the bathtub so she can have Jesse all to herself. (The sex, alas, is pretty standard, but the set-up deserves props.)

All the other scenes follow a very familiar teen horror template: guys try to trick sexy girls into thinking something scary and supernatural is going on, as a means to fucking them. Apparently, it works! It works especially well for Jerry, who rattles a couple of doors and spooks Madison Young and Rebeca Linares into having a three-way with him, complete with anal all around. That’s really the standout scene of the film. Micah Moore, a lean and tiny brunette, is tormented with a cursed ball (yes, indeed, a rubber ball that seems to chase her around the house), but the architect of her torment is actually her boyfriend (played by Marco Banderas, in a role apparently separate from his crazed serial killer shtick), and she’s so relieved she drops trou and screws him. Finally, Shay Jordan and Jesse take one of the classic “stay overnight in a haunted house” bets, and fortunately, Tommy Gunn is there to help them pass what would have otherwise been a boring and ghost-free night.

This film has no shortage of short-shorts and scantily-clad women making bad decisions, hallmarks of horror and porn both. It’s not perfect — some of the scenes are merely okay, and they don’t do as much with the horror-movie premise as they could — but it’s hot, odd, and different. Don’t be scared. Check it out.

• Jesse Jane: Scream

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