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Erection Services

So, Erection Services. (Heh. “Erection.” Heh.) Despite the impression created by a long opening credits sequence featuring the principal male performers standing around in front of wind machines with their shirts open, it’s not gay porn. It’s actually another good buff beefcake flick from InPulse, a company that specializes in making porn for the (straight) ladies. Headliner Julian is his usual hard-bodied, tattooed, big-dicked self, and the camera spends a lot of time lingering over his physique, and those of his co-stars. This time, in addition to seeing the sweat glisten on Julian’s muscular shoulders, we get to see him slathered in massage oil! Definitely a good idea.

The plot is thin, but silly enough to mention. Julian’s ex-girlfriend tells him that men don’t understand what women want, so to prove her wrong, he does what any reasonable person would do in such a situation: he gets a couple of his friends together, and they found a freelance gigolo start-up! That’s right. They become man-whores. (In the first scene they even have a hard time getting gigs — despite the fact that they own a Hummer limousine! — which is amusing.) In the course of plying his sweaty, sweaty trade, Julian discovers that, in fact, his old girlfriend was right — men don’t understand women! His insights, however, are not especially deep. It turns out women like it when you undress them slowly and treat them nice. And, um, that’s about all he manages to articulate. Still, we should judge him not by his words but by his deeds, and there’s a definite slant here toward the taste of women and away from the taste of the emotionally stunted misognynistic fourteen-year-olds that so much mainstream porn seems geared toward. For instance, there’s lots of cunnilingus, and some foot worship, and a guy using a vibrator and going down on a woman simultaneously. And only a couple of facial cumshots. And the anal sex (all that massage oil came in handy) is rather tender if — sadly — quite brief.

Also, while I don’t claim to be an expert on the fantasy lives of women, if stereotypes are to be believed, the sight of a buff half-naked guy admitting he was wrong must be some kind of turn-on! This would be a good choice for easing your porn-shy wife or girlfriend into the world of nasty videos, and if she gets all hotted up from watching Mr. Buff McBuffington and his oiled-up cock, fear not, for you’ll reap the rewards. Just remember to rub her feet first.

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