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Debbie Loves Dallas

There’s a long story behind the genesis of Debbie Loves Dallas, the brainchild of director and Vivid Alt head Eon McKai . . . but I won’t rehash it here. Do some googling if you’re curious. Basically, this is McKai’s low-budget (but majorly stylish) response to other — in his opinion inferior — remakes of the classic porno Debbie Does Dallas. This is no cheerleader fuck fantasy, though there are nods to the original; the “Dallas” in this case is a band fronted by the charismatic Punky (Alex Gonz), and Debbie (Cassidey) is his number one fan, whose only ambition in life is to fuck the indie rock star. The film follows Cassidey and her fellow groupies (notably Charlotte Stokeley, one of my favorite alt-porn stalwarts) in their quest to meet and screw the members of the band. Along the way there are disappointed junkie boyfriends, opportunistic drug dealers, deceitful roadies, assorted scams, and various sexual misadventures. It’s an artsy film in many ways — lots of filters, odd camera angles, and deliberately strange stylistic choices, including hand-drawn “exterior shots” of buildings, plus occasional moments of editorial commentary in the form of text onscreen. The effects are sometimes distracting, but they’re just as often amusing, so call it a draw.

Some of the scenes are quite hot, especially Charlotte Stokeley’s blowjob with Alex Gonz (she finagles a meeting by pretending to be a reporter), though it’s a shame the plot interrupts them before the scene can go farther. There’s a rough and nasty all-girl three-way (I suppose that’s what horny groupies do when they can’t reach the objects of their affections? They take whatever solace they can in one another?), and the original Debbie Loves Dallas is playing on a TV in the background, which is just one of the many cute touches McKai includes. Pixie Pearl isn’t particularly pixieish, having some pleasantly generous curves, but the tattoo of wings on her back are suitably fey. Her scene with James Deen is good, too, and there’s a nice moment when she “fantasizes” about fucking Alex Gonz instead, and we get to see her inner life acted out on screen. Justin Snyder abuses his position as a security guard for the band by promising Charlotte and Cassidey that he’ll introduce one of them to the lead singer — whichever one of them sucks cock the best. The girls get on their knees in the spirit of friendly competition, and a good-old-fashioned suck-off follows. They perform admirably, but though he comes, he doesn’t come through, and the ladies have to try various other stratagems to achieve their goal. Naturally, Cassidey succeeds, catching Alex’s eye and going back to his hotel room after the show. It’s a satisfying final scene, if not quite hot enough to justify all that build up There are zillions of extras, from a PDF of the script to a CD soundtrack, and overall it’s a fun little package.

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