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Cum Shot Collection

Look, here’s the thing — you already know whether or not you’re going to like this one. It is what it says on the box: a cumshot compilation. 50 scenes in a bit over two hours (so, yes, that’s about 2 and a half minutes per cumshot, which means you get a little more than just the spurt — enough to provide a little context, which is so important in these matters). If you’re the kind of guy who yells “Show me the money shot!” when you watch porn, then this is the movie for you. If you like plot, or continuity, or even seeing the same people on screen for more than a couple of minutes, you will want to skip it. What can you expect? Facial cumshots. Cumshots on asses. Cum on glass, which is subsequently licked up. Cum-swapping (a little). Guys shooting into a funnel in an Asian woman’s asshole. Multiple women taking cumshots from one man; multiple men dropping their loads on one woman; multiple men dropping their loads on multiple women. Pretty much all those conceivable combinations. I’ll say this for whichever poor underpaid film editor got stuck with cutting this movie together — he found great variety.

So what happens in these scenes pre-cumshot? There’s anal. There’s double penetration. There’s lots of oral. There’s a little bit of straight fucking. There’s group sex in assorted configurations. There’s Hilary Scott upside down in a chair, shoving a large toy in and out of her well-lubed asshole, while various men jerk off onto her face and breasts. Oh, and there’s armpit fucking. I have somehow never seen armpit fucking before, despite reviewing two porn movies a week, every week, even Christmas and Easter, for fifteen months straight, and there are two scenes with armpit fucking here. So if you’re turned on by armpit fucking and cumshots, my friend, you are one lucky individual. This is dirty nasty straight-up smut with no redeeming artistic or social value — and no apologies for that fact. If your favorite part of a porn scene is the sticky ending, you won’t be disappointed.

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