Jolly Ranger Glass Dildo
Glass toys have been around for quite some time now, but I’ve never seen anything like this. The Jolly Ranger Glass Dildo (like a Jolly Rancher but not made of candy, get it?) is the hardest member we’ve ever played with. Made of pyrex-like glass, the shaft, head, and balls of this toy are modeled after the real thing, only firmer! The toy is as penisy as a glass dildo can get, complete with a mildly veined surface texture to appease critics of glass toys who complain that smooth glass surfaces are too slippery to feel during thrusting. And best of all, it has balls! Woo-whoo! These danglers might not sway to and fro, but they do make an excellent handle for thrusting and make a mighty flange to prevent the whole toy from slipping inside your bottom. You can also stand the toy up on end and set it out on the bookcase for all to admire, if you like. Wet your lips and grab your lube, this ranger is tasty. (And by “tasty” we mean sexy and fun, not tasting of watermelon or anything like that, just in case you were concerned. Although, that would be pretty fantastic as well . . . we’ll get right on that idea!)
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