Jack-of-Hearts Glass Dildo
Little hearts are so cute, especially when they are made out of pure sugar dyed with chemicals bearing silly messages like “text me” (not joking, I saw one just the other day). Sometimes I kick my heels up onto my desk, lean back in my chair, and think of all the third graders out there leaving candy hearts on one another’s desks that read “text me” and thinking they are flirting the grown-up way. But I digress . . .
The “sophisticated” version of candy hearts (with not-so-hidden messages) is the Jack-of-Hearts Glass Dildo. This amethyst-colored (light-purple for all of you who never learned their crayon box colors) glass dildo could make a lovely, if a little flirty, Valentine’s message for someone you’ve had your eye on lately. Hand-etched with about 15 little fat hearts and finished with fine detailing, this toy is as much an art piece as it is a slippery, sexy dildo. To top it off, the Pyrex glass is extra durable so it is far less likely that other toys to break your heart. Haha. Get it? Break your heart. It has hearts . . . No? Nothing? Never mind.
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