From the Island of Lost Toys
Once in a while, a toy comes along that we think will just be an OK seller, and it flies off the shelves (the Head Honcho comes to mind). Then, we pick up a toy that we think is going to be the best thing since, well, since sex toys, and it simply doesn’t get any love.
It’s sad. It makes us cry. Really. This is us, crying.
OK, we don’t really cry, but we would like to bring some of these Lost Toys to your attention, in case they are just the thing to grace your bedroom this season!
And, to make it even more appealing, the price on all of these has been cut through November 19th, so if you have been eyeing it, eye no longer!
Aneros Eupho
We think we may have overstated just a bit how much of an “expert” toy this is. Really, learning to slide interesting things into your anus is not something that requires a four-year degree; if you have experience in prostate or anal play, this toy is waiting for you. If you have another of the Aneros line, and like them, this may be just the next step up.
Heart of Stone
Something underappreciate about stone toys is: They do not change temperature very fast (thing of cool marble floors). If you are at all into temperature play, even if it is refreshingly cool or body-temp warm, this toy can be a truly invigorating experience. And the weight makes it good for those “now, *stay* there” toy experiences.
OhMiBod Music Activated Vibrator
Really, what more can we say? Was it that we said it was “iPod compatible,” and left out the Zune?
We really doubt it was that.
Anyway, this is a clever and nifty toy, and perfect for expressing your mad-scientist fantasies. Really, you’ve wanted an excuse to go back through your music library, and now you have it! And that bass-enhance function . . . wow.
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