Excel Prostate Massager
The first toy I acquired while working as the toys person at Blowfish was a bright, cherry red butt-plug. I’d only owned one butt-plug before, a purple one that didn’t have quite the pizzazz I was hoping for. I wanted it to be flashy and bright. I wanted to look at that innocent piece of plastic and think, “Dear me that plug is loud enough to alert the neighbors!”. It may come as no surprise to many of you that when the newest prostate massager came in on sample from the UK, I nabbed the red one and ordered a whole case. The cherry red Excel Prostate Massager is finally here.
For those initiated into prostate play, you’ve discovered that the ass has a great many nerve endings that love to be diddled. And if you also happen to be one of those lucky enough to be born with a prostate (fellas, that’s you), you might have also discovered that your prostate is sensitive to pressure and friction. Some of you might have even had a hands-free orgasm/ejaculation. I’ve always wanted to do that, you know, be the woman who can just cross her legs and squeeze them together and blamo, insta-orgasm. Well guys, here’s your chance. The Excel is made of a firm, fire-engine red plastic with thick insertable portion (about 1-1/2 inches in diameter) that rubs all along the prostate as your muscles turn it to and fro. To help increase movement, the handle part that sits against the perineum is affixed with a stainless-steel ball bearing for effortless gliding. This seamless pivot point not only feels wonderful, it makes the toy move more than its predecessor (the almost fully discontinued Nero Prostate Massager) but with a more filling bulk than the Glide Prostate Massager, its smaller brother. And this baby is red. Glorious shape, glorious color . . . a new favorite of the tank (and of my personal collection)!
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on Saturday, 28 April 2007 at 2:11 pm memphisj wrote:
My girlfriend bought me this and all I can say is wow! We enjoy anal play frequently with toys and strapons and this is the most intense (in a good way) experience I’ve had. Whatever evil doctor designed this to hit ALL the right spots I am in his/her debt, their knowledge of the male anatomy is without peer. Its hard to describe; the sensations vary greatly depending on the position you’re in, laying back, on your knees, all intense but nothing “hits the spot” like when you stand up and walk, jesus. The gf tortured me by making me walk around the house a bit before setlling down for horizontal play, getting her a drink, fetching this, that, nice. The only way I can describe it guys is this thing will “milk” you, from the first few seconds it was inserted a drop of pre-cum appeared and there was a wonderful sensation of nearing ejaculation constantly, although not enough for a full orgasm until we were ready.
Not for anal newcomers but if you enjoy intense sensation and are patient, you will be rewarded!