Bumpin’ Betty Glass Dildo
Last year’s smash hit (pun intended) in the glass dildo department was the Hammer of Insatiability. We never thought this gargantuan glass piece would catch on — we knew one or two of you might like it, but we had no idea the number of, and we use this term lovingly, size queens we had out there.
For those of you who took one look at the Hammer and admired its style, but knew in your heart of hearts it was just too big a dildo for the orifice of your choice, allow us to introduce the Hammer’s little sister, the Bumpin’ Betty Glass Dildo. Shaped just like her big brother, with a bulbous head and a long, bumpy shaft, the Bumpin’ Betty shows off her feminine wiles with pretty blue bumps that are, to be honest, even more bumptastic than the Hammer’s — if not quite as wide across, these stick out a bit more, giving a bumpier ride as she’s inserted. Her head is 2-3/8″ wide, her shaft is a smidge over 1-1/2″ wide and she goes on for 9-3/4″ insertable inches. While she’s perhaps not the kind of girl you bring home to meet Mother, she could just be a girl’s best friend.
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