Asscrew Acrylic Plunger
Uncork your pleasure with the Asscrew Acrylic Plunger, the most intricate, intense acrylic butt toy we’ve ever seen. Three arrowhead-like bloops sit one atop another in this cork-screw-like device, each poised to open you up like that vintage bottle of wine in your cellar that’s been begging to be consumed. Each bloop begins with a tapered nose so, despite the filling 1-1/2″ diameter of the bulbs, it pushes into your cave, (or as the Spanish would say “Cava”), with relative ease. The spiffy handle is easy to grab from any angle, so you can do yourself or your lover with equal gusto. Seamless, lavender acrylic makes one heck of a beautiful, smooth sliding toy. One tester even commented, “You ain’t never stomped grapes like these!” While we aren’t in the practice of much ass-to-grape smashing, we concur that the Asscrew is ripe for the plucking and ready to be savored, no decanting required.
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