Kama Sutra Body Soufflé Cream, Chocolate Creme Brulee

Kama Sutra Body Soufflé Cream, Chocolate Creme Brulee

A few years ago, my mother sent me and my partner a Valentines’s Day present. While my mummy is certainly one for romance, she isn’t one to delve into the sex-lives of her children. You can therefore imagine my surprise when we opened a gold-colored box containing a jar of (disgusting) chocolate body frosting! Naughty, naughty mom. It goes without saying that the scent and flavor of this chocolate “body frosting” left much to be desired. We ended up using it to make some festive finger-paintings on the tiled shower wall and vowed never to make one another taste it. Body products, we decided, should not be made of chocolate.

And then I got this job. Lo and behold, we carry chocolate body paints made by Kama Sutra (the Kama Sutra Lover’s Paintbox and they are pretty freaking delicious; not Godvia, mind you, but far better than Hershey’s. Then Kama Sutra up and decided to send me a sample of their newest version of their massage cream, and big surprise, it’s called the Kama Sutra Body Souffle in Chocolate Creme Brulee. I waited a few days before opening it, fearing for the worst. But when I pulled off the lid of the creamy lotion inside, I was met with the scent of brownie batter! Yum! Resisting the urge to stick my finger into the lotion and lick it clean, I spread a fingertip of lotion across the back of my hand and rubbed it in. The cream melted into my skin, leaving it silky and smooth, not at all sticky like I had anticipated. Lowering my mouth to my hand, I dabbed the skin with just the point of my tongue and tasted sweet butteriness. While not as filling as eating brownies, this Body Souffle makes a terrific massage lotion that leaves a kissable, lickable trail of yumminess down the skin of your lover, without any of the calories or guilt (unless you have internalized guilt about giving sexy massages, then well, we can’t help you). I’ve been converted. Dessert, anyone?

This entry was posted on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 at 4:57 pm and is filed under Supplies. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.


No Comments

Be the first to comment on this entry.

Have your say

Fields in bold are required. Email addresses are never published or distributed.

Some HTML code is allowed:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>
URIs must be fully qualified (eg: http://www.domainname.com) and all tags must be properly closed.

Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted.

Please keep comments relevant. Off-topic, offensive or inappropriate comments will be edited or removed.

  1. Blowfish Recommends...

    Sasi Programmable Vibrator

    The SaSi Programmable Vibrator is the next generation of sex toys. A small nub on the bottom of the toy pokes up under a soft silicone sheath. Turn it on and it moves in semi-circles, up-and-down, etc. It feels remarkably like someone else has a gentle-but-firm finger down your panties, fingering you in wonderful ways.

    The SaSi learns what you like the more you use it, making it better able to get you off. It's also a vibrator with variable speeds. The controls are neatly laid out much like an MP3 player and it comes with an instruction booklet, display box, carrying bag and charger (did we mention it's rechargable?). It's water-resistant and about 5-1/4" x 2-1/4".

    We've never tried anything that feels like the SaSi and we mean that in a very good way. Two fins waaaay up!


  2. Recent Posts

    1. [Greta Christina] Sex, Moods, and a Wife’s Selfless Duty: And We Are in What Century Again?
    2. [Caught in the Net] 12 Months of [NSFW]
    3. [The Pro Circuit] The Adult Entertainment Expo
    4. [Greta Christina] What I Learned About Sex in 2008
    5. [Caught in the Net] The Year That Was
    6. [The Pro Circuit] Good News, Bad News: My Twenty Weirdest Moments in 2008
    7. [Greta Christina] Right of Refusal
    8. [Caught in the Net] Rest In Peace, Bettie
    9. [The Pro Circuit] Ning, Yahoo and Free Porn
    10. [Champion] The Champion Website!

  3. Search the Blog


Close
E-mail It