Jack Jelly Masturbation Lube
Remember how if felt when you discovered that jerking off with mayonnaise (insert other goopy material here: lotion, conditioner, eye make-up remover from your older sister’s bathroom drawer . . .) felt way, way better than knuckling your bare sausage? Designed to wet your skinsicle in a familiar way without inhibiting your ability to make tasty sandwiches later (save the mayo for the turkey clubs, men!), Jack Jelly Masturbation Lube runs with the idea of slippery goodness meant for your member and improves upon household aids. Made from an oil-base, this lube feels like a loose gel when scooped from the tub but quickly rubs into long-lasting slick oil that can outlast even your meaty grip. Less lotion-like than the likes of Stroke 29 or Mens Cream, this gel has more bite and grip so you can feel your cock as you stroke yourself off into an orgasmic high. It wipes off when you are done with a tissue, leaving no scent and your skin feeling uncharacteristically moisturized. If only they could invent something to take the trash out while you spent time with your Jack Jelly . . . now that would be something!
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