Display Case
Some of the dildos they’re making today are just too pretty to hide away in a drawer. Personally, I have at least three on display in my home, and I’d have more if I could display the lovely glass ones without fear of the cats knocking them over and breaking them.
Well, now I can.
The Display Case is just that: a box with a glass front that shows off an exquisite glass dildo nestled within (er, dildo not included). The case itself is pretty sumptuous, actually: lightly padded leather exterior, soft, velvet-covered foam interior to cradle the glass lovelies. There’s a cut-out of a dildo (with base) inside, the better to hold your delicates in place, so it’s going to work best with a dildo near 6-1/2″ x 1-1/4″, though you can make similar sizes work too. Now, I’m not saying that my cats couldn’t find a way to break this box (the window is glass, after all), but yours probably aren’t the let’s-see-what-this-does-when-it-falls demon-spawn that I have (and, besides, the Display Case will be easier to secure to a shelf than the dildo on its lonesome).
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