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Best. Door Prizes. Ever.

We thought that the 80gb iPod (in black) with all of Shine Louise Houston’s movies in it was a great door prize for our March 29th Gala Premiere of her new movie, In Search of the Wild Kingdom is a great door prize.

And it is.

But there’s more! The wonderful people behind the Monkey Rocker have donated one as a door prize. That’s right: If you attend the gala premiere, you could win a Monkey Rocker, just like that. And what is a Monkey Rocker, may you ask? You may! From our description:

Who says a fucking machine has to be scary? The Monkey Rocker is a near-effortless penetration device that is simple and effective at providing unlimited thrusting without ever getting tired or wanting to just cuddle. If penetration is your thing and you want to get lots of it without wearing yourself out or waking the neighbors, the Monkey Rocker is apt to be ideal for you.

And, because what’s a Monkey Rocker without its dildo, we’re throwing in a $35 gift certificate to help you on the way to the dildo of your dreams.

Needless to say, you want one. And you could win one, or the iPod! (Must be present to win, just so you know.)

So, remember: March 29th, 8pm, the Roxie Theatre in San Francisco. Tickets now available on-line, and In Search of the Wild Kingdom is now available for pre-order.

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