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Caught in the Net: Specifically

William Blake said “To Generalise is to be an Idiot!” It’s a good principle for poetry (where writing about, say, betrayal in general is a lot less interesting than writing about the particular betrayal of that time you were a little kid and your alcoholic second cousin stole your tricycle and sold it for beer money), but it’s also good advice for blogs, where the most successful ones tend to have some kind of focus, even if that focus is just how cute your cat is. Sex blogs are no different, and here are a few which display an admirable specificity:

I’m strangely addicted to Hot Chicks with Douchebags, a blog devoted to pictures of beautiful women with guys who are, based on available evidence, quite likely d-bags. I’m not sure what I find so arresting about the blog; it’s more than just the pretty girls. I think it might be the hints at a vast taxonomy of douchebaggery, an inclusive list of all the possible types of douchebags: ” G.I. Choad,” “paradigm shifting douche force,” “Paprika ‘Bags,” “douche mutant,” “scrotewanks,” “Grinny McPud,” and on and on. This blogger’s verbal dexterity is kind of dazzling, and I mean that in all sincerity.

The hourglass figure blog sadly hasn’t been updated in a while, and it only ever produced a handful of images, but it has an admirable simplicity: pictures and words of praise for women with small waists and generous bosoms and bottoms. Let’s raise a glass — not, alas, an hourglass, as sand is not suitable for toasting — to this blog and its lost promise.

The Body Piercing Blog is, I hope, only dormant, and not dead, since it’s had periods of inactivity before, but it’s still worth pointing you toward their list of 17 hot pierced celebrities, among them Christina Aguilera, Kiera Knightley, and Scarlett Johansson.

This is not so much a blog as an extended tease to get you to sign up for a pay site, but it’s so odd it seemed worth mentioning: Tissue Queens. Girls wearing wet tissue over their delicate bits. Yep, tissue. Like, you know, Kleenex. It sort of boggles the mind, but I applaud the creators. If they can find a way to make their weirdly specific kink pay the bills, more power to them!

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