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Niche Fetish Round-Up

It’s time once again for a niche fetish round-up, our occasional celebration of life’s rich pageant and the diversity of human sexual expression and obsession, a collection of links related only by their ability to titillate some while mystifying others . . .

First up: Women with Hands on Hips. Some of these women are beautiful, yes, but what is it about that pose that gets the right kind of heart racing? The suggestion of strength and sternness? Some kind of Oedipal thing? The resemblance to Linda Carter-era Wonder Woman? One cannot speculate. One can only observe.

I can understand having erotic associations with sex and cars — as teenagers, lots of people discover sex in cars. But the specificity of “Pedal-pumping porn” is kind of breathtaking. Videos of feet — male or female, and barefoot, in socks, or in shoes, depending on your particular kink — pumping the gas pedal in cars. The links aren’t even not-safe-for-work, though if your boss wanders by, you might have a hard time explaining what exactly you’re looking at . . .

Headph0ne Phet1sh is a surprisingly polished-looking site dedicated to the heretofore unknown-to-me love for women wearing headphones. There’s wallpaper, videos, user-submitted photos, and more! There are even extensive tips to help headphone fetishists do more effective web searches, since just googling “women headphones” one-handed apparently fails to bring up the desired results. This is another one that’s pretty much safe for work, but might earn you strange looks from the dude in the next cubicle.

As an old-school science fiction fan, I’d like to say that I see the appeal of Women in Spacesuits, but in truth, I’m more of a sci-fi traditionalist — I like my outer-space cheesecake to involve skintight jumpsuits with zippers down the front, or possibly gold lamé bikinis. Still, there’s something charming about this site, with images of women in space suits — from the realistic to the skiffy — through the decades. I also kind of love encountering the sort of mind that compiles a list of popular space movies that don’t feature women in spacesuits — just to save his fellow fetishists time and frustration! (Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan? No chicks in space suits. Just FYI.)

And, finally . . . Girls Eating Sandwiches. Nobody loves sandwiches more than me. Sandwiches are my favorite food. And girls? Boy howdy, do I ever like girls. And yet, the combination of girls and sandwiches is not intrinsically sexy for me. (No, not even girls and foot-long hot dogs.) But if you like to see a woman having a nice nosh, you’ll find plenty to keep you entertained. The breathless prose of the image descriptions is pretty great, too. For instance: “She knows that there’s nothing like a tomato covered in mayonnaise!” And now you, dear reader, know it as well.

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