Movie Time
It’s summer blockbuster time! (I fully expect to spend several hours this weekend watching zombie pirates and raunchy romantic comedies.) In June, a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of film, and, as always, the internet is happy to help.
Despite the ready availability of porn in this modern age, there’s still a real thrill in finding sexually titillating material in mainstream cinema. Thus, The Top 10 Lesbian Movie Scenes (Excluding Porn Flicks), which is precisely what it says, and features embedded video clips and still photos! (The definition of “lesbian” is sufficiently loose to include nothing more than girls kissing, of course.) From Selma Blair’s kiss with Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions to those two girls in American Pie 2 to women kissing in a David Lynch movie, there’s plenty here to make you long for a nice darkened theater.
In a somewhat different vein, blogger Lisa V. compiled some favorite cinematic male dominants, with video clips. The Marquis De Sade from Sade and E. Edward Grey from Secretary may be obvious choices, but you have to admire the kind of mind that also includes Captain von Trapp from The Sound of Music in a list like this.
The past is all well and good, but how can we keep abreast (ahem) of upcoming nude scenes in movies and television? Why, look no further than the aptly named UpcomingNudeScenes.net. It’s an admirably specific and completist guide — with images! — to naked stars in their natural habitat, from big-budget movies to gross-out horror flicks to straight-to-DVD schlock. Coming Soon!
But sometimes you’re busy, and don’t have time to watch a whole movie, so where can you get your inadvertent titillation then, huh? Music videos, of course! And to make your viewing more efficient, I’ll point you toward The Sexiest Music Videos of All Time. Maybe you won’t love all the music, but any excuse to show women washing cars, working out, bouncing and booty-shaking in bikinis, lapdancing, and etc., right?
I hope these guides will keep you satisfied, at least until The Sideboob Hour from Family Guy becomes a real TV show . . .
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