iPorn
Apple’s newest holy grail of a gadget, the iPhone, probably qualifies as a fetish object of its own by this point, combining a handheld computer, mp3 player, cell phone, and — to read some of the accounts — magic wand all in one stylish and intuitive package. Of course, the sex industry is always happy to exploit new technologies. To misquote William Gibson: “The porn finds its own uses for things.”
One of the things you can do with an iPhone, as with other cell phones, is select wallpaper of your choice (you can also watch movies). Those venerable smutmongers at Playboy were quick to provide iPlayboy, content designed especially for the iPhone, from still pictures to video to — ominously — “sounds.”
If Playboy is a little too silicon-enhanced-and-airbrushed for your taste, try the site of photographer Steve Diet Goedde, who has stylish and sexy photos, most in black and white. Clayton James Cubitt made some lovely photos of the yummy Justine Joli scaled to fit the iPhone. (This is probably as good a time as any to note that porn company Digital Playground has has a variety of free trailers available for viewing on an iPod. They’ve announced plans to do the same for the iPhone.)
There was also an ad on Craigslist in New York from a gentleman offering to give some lucky individual his iPhone . . . in exchange for letting said gentleman fuck said lucky individual in the ass. Alas, those killjoys at Craigslist flagged it for removal, so I can’t link it directly for your perusal. Fortunately, the good people at Fleshbot captured the post for posterity. My favorite line: “I am only attracted to certain types of assholes . . .some look nasty but some are good looking.” Truer words were ne’er writ.
All you early adopters out there, have fun iWanking!
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