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Hanky Spanky

Ah, spanking, most accessible of all kinks — far cheaper than latex catsuits or ponyplay gear or medical devices or e-stim equipment, and even cheaper than basic bondage, since you don’t have to shell out a few bucks for silk scarves or cotton clothesline. All you need is a steady hand and a willing rump. (Which isn’t to say you shouldn’t accessorize — the right outfit or implement can make everything a lot more fun. Buttplugs and short skirts and floggers, oh my!)

Your first stop should, naturally, be The Spanking Blog, which provides frequent updates and lots of links to various spanking sites on the web, with teaser text and sample photos. From schoolgirl spankings to canings to weird examples of spanking in the media (Batman spanking a random civilian, anyone?), the Spanking Blog covers it all.

Bonnie of the rather charmingly-named blog My Bottom Smarts — “One woman’s celebration of life, love, and spankings” — recently posted a list of Fifty reasons to spank your wife, suitable for interested women to print out and give to their significant others. Notable reasons include #8: “Compared to childbirth, the pain of a spanking is trivial,” #30: “She’s your lover - It’s OK if your fingers wander southward,” and, of course, #50: “If she didn’t agree, she wouldn’t have shown you this list!” She also uses the term “Spanko” to refer to spanking aficionados, and we think that’s cuter than a leather flip-skirt.

The American Spanking Society — really just one couple who really likes spanking — also has some great entries and links to various resources. They recently had a fascinating and encyclopedic entry on “Spanking Contracts” — for people who are so strict they want their spanking to involve paperwork — including a contract between a husband and wife from the 1930s!

If you think spanking is just the beginning of a fun afternoon or evening, and you like explicit all-girl movies and photos, there are few better investments than a membership at WhippedAss.com, part of the extensive and high-quality Kink.com porn site empire (seriously, all their sites, from Hogtied.com to SexAndSubmission.com to WaterBondage.com are first-rate). You can get a sense of what Whipped Ass has to offer here at their update page, but you have to pay for the good stuff, of course.

Oh, and remember what we said earlier, about spanking being cheap, easy, and accesssible? Well, while Smartspanking.com is a website of corporal punishment information for parents, and definitely not about erotic spanking, they do have a list of spanking implements, including many common household objects, from obvious things like rulers and wooden spoons and hairbrushes to more outré choices like flyswatters and slippers. Now, they don’t recommend people spank their kids with most of those objects, which is eminently reasonable, but if a couple of consenting adults want to take some liberties with that list and put it to nefarious uses of their own, well, we’ll keep it between you and us and the internet over here . . .

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