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Caught in the Net: Wet and, Possibly, Also Wild

For some months now I have been diligently collecting links for a column about watersports, and also collecting links regarding wet t-shirts and soaked-clothing enthusiasts, and also collecting links about water bondage . . . but I never quite achieved the critical mass necessary with any of those bookmark folders to justify a whole column. Thus, I’ve made the radical decision to write about all those wetness-related things all at once, knowing that wetlook enthusiasts might be squicked by watersports, knowing that imbibers of the water of life or enjoyers of golden showers could find mere H20 splashings to be utterly banal. Nevertheless, here I go, because otherwise, I may never find a way to put these links before you:

First, good clean fun. Specifically, JET-WET FUN, or, “Jennifer and Todd Wet Fun.” It’s a site devoted to Jennifer, who likes getting wet, and her boyfriend Todd, who likes making her wet — but not the old fashioned way, with making out and whispered dirty talk. He means, like, with a hose or a bucket or whatever. There are lots and lots of photos, but, more oddly, there’s also a “Wish List” of various outfits Jennifer dreams of wearing before being immersed. They’re happy to take donations to purchase said outfits, and I think they can be relied upon to post the pictures. Wet velvet brown boots, anyone?

Lad Rag Zoo can often be counted on for pure cheesecake, as in their Wet T-Shirt Special (which is eight months old, I know, but like I said, these links have been piling up). They’ve got a photo gallery, wallpapers, and video of buxom women in skimpy soaked shirts. It’s like being at a bar during Spring Break right in your living room! (Assuming, that is, that you’re drunk when you click the link.)

Moving into kinkier territory, consider the wonder of Waterbondage, a website devoted to tying women up in hard bondage and spraying them with jets of water, or dunking them in pools, or submerging them in tanks, etc. Hot? Creepy? Merely cool and refreshing? All depends on your kink, I’d say. There’s a pay site at Waterbondage.com, but you can see a lot of free samples at The Waterbondage Blog.

Finally, let’s get to the pee. One of my favorite bloggers, Bitchy Jones, had a post this past summer called “Every Man I have Ever Pissed on 1994-2007″, and as usual it’s erudite, funny, cranky, and eloquent, especially when she voices her objection to the usual terminology regarding the intersection of urine and eroticism: “This post will not be talking about anything *golden*, anything *nectar*, or frankly anything that makes it sound *nice*. It is not nice. That is the point. It is dirtybadwrong.” Hear, hear! Read the whole thing.

If reading about the joy of piss isn’t enough for you, and you demand visual stimulation, try The Pee Movie List at Patches’ Place. It’s, well, in the author’s own words, “the world’s most complete guide to urination scenes in the mainstream cinema!” There are a staggering 2,071 films indexed, subdivided by male or female pee scenes, with listings of films and brief descriptions of the relevant scenes. Take, chosen at random, the entry for Natural Born Killers: “Near the start of the film, Mickey (Woody Harrelson) is shown from the waist up while taking a whiz by his parked car. Mallory (Juliette Lewis) then pulls her pants down and squats. The pee audio is brief.” There are also audio clips, for both Mickey and Mallory. Yeah. It’s basically Mr. Skin for pee. Enjoy.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I feel a sudden need to go to the restroom.

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