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[Caught in the Net] The Hotness

I consider it my secular sacred duty to shine a light on the weirdest, most thought-provoking, most interesting sex-related bits of the cyberinterwebverse that I can find — but sometimes it’s nice to remember that the internet is, fundamentally, the greatest porn-delivery system imaginable. Never in history has it been easier to find pictures of beautiful people doing naughty things in little or no clothing. So this week, a simple celebration of hotness.

There’s an infinity of free porn picture sites out there, but I do enjoy the approach of Kinky Delight, which posts a single high-res kinky image every day. Nice place to visit for a concentrated hit of kink, and you can browse around in the archives by following the keywords and drifting in the tag cloud . . .

In terms of celebrity hotness, AskMen.com has released its annual list: The Top 99 Women of 2009. It’s one of those lists you can argue about endlessly, but there’s no dispute that there’s a lot of beauty in those 99 positions. (If you don’t have the patience to click through 99 separate pages, Fleshbot has kindly excerpted the Top 10, and as a fanboy it’s nice to see the lovely Kristen Bell in there, even if she was hotter in the old days as Veronica Mars than as a disembodied voice on Gossip Girl or a sociopathic electro-girl on Heroes.

Cutting-edge technology can be good at giving us a look into the past. Consider the Pocket Pin-Ups iPhone app, which brings hundreds of never-before-published vintage pin-up shots to those newfangled space phones all the kids are using these days. •”Go back to a time when a ‘babe’ was an infant, ‘hot’ referred to the weather and a ‘chick’ was a young chicken . . . You’ll have access to authentic mid-century bikini, swimsuit, lingerie and calendar girl images from the largest privately owned archive of fully restored and retouched retro cheesecake prints and negatives.”

Sexy literature doesn’t come much older than the Kama Sutra, but Playboy’s new spin on that old material is worth a modern look. This is one of those girl-girl Kama Sutra variants, with positions like “hug it out,” “Thai me up,” and “all you can eat.” They don’t have the ring of “the wanton wheelbarrow,” maybe, but Playmates in lingerie making out can do wonders for my level of linguistic forgiveness.

Speaking of Vintage and of Playboy, the venerable magazine has put 53 issues from 1954-2007 online in their entirety! The drawbacks are that you have to install Silverlight, which is Microsoft’s attempt to compete with Flash, and the interface is clunky to use for anything more directed than casual browsing, but still — that’s a lot of old-school softcore porn and articles about cocktails and hi-fi stereos!

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