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Caught in the Net: Public Nuisance

Exhibitionism is one of the more adrenaline-fuelled sexual quirks, and it’s easy to see the thrill of screwing in public, complete with the risk of getting caught and the heady joy of pulling it off (and getting off) successfully. Public sex can be beautiful, or sordid, or both simultaneously. For instance:

Naughty Au Naturelle is a site that allows users to upload stories about having sex in public, and to stick a virtual pin marking the location of said sex on a map. (Just mouse over the pins to see the text about the sex.) The stories range from the sublime to the ridiculous, from the ungrammatical to the erotic. Sure, it’s hard to tell which stories are real and which are the virtual equivalent of letters to Forum, but who cares?

Rather less, um, inspiring: a video of a guy jerking off in various stores from Wal-Mart to Barnes and Noble to Dillard’s. It’s pretty creepy, and the fact that he put music to the video and uploaded it to the ‘net strikes me as a pretty desperate plea for attention, any kind of attention at all! I’m just glad I don’t work in retail anymore.

From the “those wacky kids” department, here’s a story about a 17-year-old girl having group sex . . . on the verandah of a hotel in England. In full view of many people, some of whom rudely complained, and so naturally she wound up arrested. Poor thing. And you know, since she was in England, where there are practically more surveillance cameras than people, there might be a CCTV sex tape out there somewhere . . . Compare and contrast with the Dutch couple caught shagging in a train station, who managed to avoid being arrested because they didn’t actually take any of their clothes off. Ingenious, I suppose, but really, where’s the fun in that?

If the public sex thing really gets you hot and bothered, there are pay porn sites that will provide you with heaps of videos and images, for a price. Here’s one chosen pretty much at random: Public Invasion.com. The samples seem promising.

Finally, I realize I just linked to a video of a Jonathan Coulton song a couple of weeks back, but I can’t help it — his work is so appropriate for my columns lately! Check out his performance of “First of May”, a song all about the end of winter and “a crazy little thing called . . . fucking outside.” I can’t wait for spring.

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