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Caught in the Net: Nuttin’ For Christmas

In honor of the recent holiday (and, no, I don’t mean Global Orgasm Day on December 22, though I hope you had a good one! Multiple good ones, even!), here’s a cup of cheer in the form of some festive sexual sites:

The always-insightful Mistress Matisse has a column at The Stranger, “The Whore on Christmas”, about sex work and the holidays. She goes some way towards refuting the whole “Sadder than a whore on Christmas” cliché in the process. It’s a great piece, sometimes funny, sometimes thoughtful, sometimes both.

Yes, yes, words are all well and good, but you want pictures of naked women in Santa hats, don’t you? Here we go:

Here’s Nadia Styles & Ashley Fires cavorting by a tree! (Their stockings appear to be hung with care, too.)

Fleshbot has a Christmas card and a few photos of natural hairy model Furry Girl wearing a strap-on, along with the old red-and-white garb. If only she could have found a dildo striped like a candy cane!

Here’s a Christmas gallery from Hegre-Art.com that’s a classic (at least, in internet terms — I’ve seen it the past couple of years around this time): A blonde and brunette duet suffused with the spirit of giving (and groping).

How about a woman in a Santa costume sitting on her submissive’s face? Ever seen that before? Well, now you have.

Adult Video News held a Santa Baby contest, allowing viewers to rank a bevy of holiday hotties. A winner was named a few days before Xmas, but galleries of all the entrants are still online, so take a look. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

Lad rag Nuts has a Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. You’d think people would be sick of seeing Lucy Pinder’s breasts by now, since they’re on display more-or-less constantly . . . and, yet, they are somehow still quite captivating. It’s a Christmas miracle!

If your desire for the combination of hot women, red velvet, and white fur is even yet unsatisfied, I can only point you toward the XXXmas Blog, which gathers an astounding array of links to holiday hotties, and should keep you occupied with a very personal sort of tree-trimming for a while.

But it’s not just women who get a little wild when the chestnuts start roasting and the carolers come out. Consider this Sexy Male Christmas photoset on Flickr, which, while not always sexy, is certainly always male and Christmasy. Where else can you see a guy with tinsel on his dick? (If the answer is, “in my living room,” well, I commend your holiday spirit.) Then there’s the woman who groped Santa Claus in Danbury CT. Too bad she couldn’t have simply hooked up with one of the guys from that photo set above — she could have found a willing gropee, and avoided those nasty criminal charges!

I’ve barely scratched the surface of the Christmas/Sex continuum (and I didn’t even delve into the comparatively modest worlds of Kwanzaa and Hannukah porn!) Enjoy the leftover turkey, and have a happy new year!

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