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[Caught in the Net] Mother’s Day

Last Sunday was Mother’s Day, and while as a wholesome son I called my mother and wished her well, and as a grateful father I took the mother of my children out for a night on the town (because a night away from the children is the best gift a mother can receive!), as an internet sex website columnist, this is an obvious time to see what the internet has to offer in the way of dirtier motherly love . . .

We’ve had the term “MILF” for a decade now, since it was first used (or at least popularized) in raunchy teen sex movie American Pie, and the world of porn is positively awash in MILF-related imagery, with dedicated websites (of which MILFHunter.com is probably the most famous) and countless porn DVDs. The rise of MILFdom is fascinating, but I’m not here to delve into the psychological causes of lusting after older women — I’m here to show that moms are worth lusting after!

Starting with the less prurient side of things, here’s a list of Hollywood’s Hottest Moms, including Halle Berry and Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham and Heidi Klum and, of course, Angelina Jolie.

Angelina’s also on the list of the Sexiest . . . and Scariest . . . Movie Moms, which focuses on the momshell characters played by various actresses, specifically for her role as the monster’s mother in the animated film of Beowulf. (Being a monster’s mother got her on the sexiest list, not the scariest list, by the way.)

Enough of mostly-dressed celebrities: Fleshbot came through with a list of Top Ten Amateur MILF Sex Videos, full of raunchy goodness. Remember, moms only became moms because they had sex! Though some of the sex acts depicted here aren’t, uh, physiologically likely to produce any offspring . . .

Okay, all that above is a bit objectifying, so let’s end on a more empowering note, shall we? The Babeland Blog is devoting the Month of May to its second annual Sexy Mom Blogs event, with lots of links to hot blogs by hot mommies and heaps of entries on their own blog. As a sample, last year in May, their blog had a great piece on Sexy Moms of Old, with erotic moms going way back to the Venus figurines and assorted fertility goddesses. Mama mia!

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