[Caught in the Net] Geeking Out
Seriously, my friends, I could do a geek-related Caught in the Net column every single week. My bookmarks folder runneth over. But I’ll limit myself only to the most sexy, strange, and delightful links:
Have you tried the Spore Creature Creator? Basically it’s a free downloadable program you can use to create strange alien creatures for the upcoming super-cool sandbox game Spore (where you follow the course of alien evolution from a single-celled organism to a multicellular creature to a tribal organization to a global civilization to a spacefaring society). But, anyway: a lot of people playing with the Creature Creator are using it to make creatures that look like walking boobs, or that have giant malevolent schlongs with spikes on the end, or toothy vaginas. And then they upload videos of said creatures to YouTube. These oversexed alien creations are known as “Sporn,” and even though YouTube tends to take the videos down pretty quickly, here’s a great compilation video. Download the program and create your own!
Onto a more venerable game — World of Warcraft. Or, in this case, World of Wifecraft. The video features a bunch of women who hypnotize their WoW-obsessed husbands into thinking their marriage is a Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game — and the poor guys don’t get to have sex with their wives until they hit level 40. (Which, in the real version of WoW, is when you get your “mount.” Heh.) How do the guys earn experience? Oh, backrubs, attending baby showers, doing the shopping, etc . . . It’s funny stuff, though not explicit — you have to go elsewhere for hardcore elf porn, alas.
Finally — and I feel bad for linking to this, truly I do — I present The Area 51 Love Doll, perfect for the xenophiliac science fiction lover / conspiracy theory nut in your life. A three-boobed alien blow-up doll with “3 out of this world love holes” and “free alien lube.” Sadly, Amazon.com is out of stock and does not know when they’ll have more. Too bad. Even more sadly, there are no reviews for the product! If any of you have in fact already gotten down with the inflatable alien loving, you should leave a review letting prospective E.T.-fuckers know what to expect!
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