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[Caught in the Net] Geekilicious

I’ve waxed poetic before about the delightful combination of sex and geeks, which finds its perfect expression on the internet, natural habitat of the modern geek. Here are a few delicious examples:

Geek Girls Online is kind of a genius idea, a site “Where the girls get naked and they know what ‘Frag’ means!” The motif of “Magic: The Gathering” cards featuring scantily clad girls is pretty clever, even if the site as a whole is a little more low-tech than you’d expect from, well, a sex site catering to geeks. In spirit, if not in execution, it reminds me of the fictional geek-oriented phone/’net sex company Nerdrotica, as seen in one of my favorite webcomics, Something Positive — and a little googling turned up a dead funny spoof site for the company: “Yeah . . . yeah. Tell me more about your archer on Everquest. It get me really, really hot.” It’s where fantasies come true! Only not really, since it’s fake. Oh well. Never stop dreaming!

Speaking of geek-friendly webcomics, I’d be remiss if I ignored Penny Arcade, the famed comic devoted to all forms of gaming (and gratuitous cruelty and other wonderful things). Fortunately, there’s a sex connection to justify the mention. One of the comics introduced the yummily disturbing idea of “dickerdoodles” — penis-shaped cookies. With . . . strategic frosting. Never ones to ignore the demands of the zeitgeist, the Penny Arcade guys put on a dickerdoodle baking contest, and you can see photographic evidence of the results here (if you scroll down). Ah, chocolate pubic hair . . .

I’m not setting out to create a taxonomy of geeks here, but gaming geeks certainly aren’t the only breed. There are also anime-loving geeks, and where there’s anime, there’s hentai anime, which includes (but is not limited to) tentacle porn and the like. Want a bunch of free hentai in small chunks? Check out YouHentai.net, the front page of which currently features “Schoolgirl fucked by acrobats 2,” “Cartoon pussy licking,” “The Elf Bride,” “Sex Warrior,” and other animated celebrations of human and inhuman perversion. The great thing about cartoons, I suppose, is the way you aren’t limited by physics or physiology . . .

Finally, for the sci-fi film fans out there, I give you a list of sex rays and perverted parasites compiled by the good people at io9.com, featuring some of the weirdest imaginary aphrodisiacs ever committed to film. Science holds such promise, don’t you think?

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