[Gifts] The Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box

The Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box

I’m sure most of you are aware that Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. If you’re still looking for that perfect romantic gift, we have a couple of unusual suggestions that might just make this year’s day of organized romance that much more special.

First up, we have The Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box. This high-end jewelry box makes a luxurious gift, with its polished dark cherry wood finish, red felt lined interior and overall quality craftsmanship. But this pretty box has a secret. Use the secret key on the hidden lock to unlock the secret compartment underneath the jewelry tray. No, I’m not going to tell you more than that about how to unlock it; rest assured that there are clear instructions with every box, and that it’s quick and easy to open.

The hidden compartment is roomy enough for a surprising number of sex toys, lube, condoms, even full-sized DVDs in their cases! This makes the ToiBocks ideal for those of you with kids, parents, nosy roommates or dexterous cats living with you that you need to keep out of your goodies. Even if you have more toys than can fit in this generous 10″ x 6″ x 2-1/2″ space (which I do), you can use it for the bedside essentials. Trust me, not having to dig for the sex-toy box in the highest reaches of your closet for your condoms, lube and clit-stimulating cock-ring really helps to keep the mood going.

I should note that after we all played with the demonstration model, a full third of the office placed pre-orders for The Original ToiBocks, myself included. It looks absolutely stunning on my bedside table, and neither the cats nor the kid has figured out how to open it yet. The Original ToiBocks makes a generous, sumptuous and thoughtful gift on its own, or use it as extravagant wrapping and hide a few goodies inside to keep the surprises coming.


[Gifts] ToiTissue

ToiTissue

A few weeks ago I pointed out our gorgeous new Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box. For those of you looking for something both a little cheaper and a little easier to get into, while still being just as lovely and discreet as the Original, look sharp! The ToiTissue is a handsome tissue box, made out of solid wood, polished to a dark cherry sheen. And, while it does an admirable job of dispensing tissues, it serves double-duty as a secret hiding place. Slide out the hidden compartment to discover a small, felt-lined tray for your goodies.

Note that the ToiTissue, unlike the Original ToiBocks, does not have a lock, so this is admittedly not as secure. But the compartment is reasonably well hidden — someone would have to go looking for it, as it’s not immediately obvious there’s anything different about the box. The compartment is smaller, but it’s big enough to hold condoms, a small bottle of lube, nipple clamps, a cock-ring or two, etc. It looks great (and makes more sense than the Original ToiBocks) in the bathroom, if you’re looking for a place to, say, hide your masturbation lube or your tiny shower vibe. •Measures 9-1/4″ x 5″ x 4″ on the outside. Tissues and toys not included.


Toy Box

Toy Box

Another Blowfishie fave. I delight in these sturdy toy boxes. They’re on my wish list (one can never have too many)! I’m collecting them up and placing them in a very special nook. These fancy, sleek boxes are the upscale way to store your favorite toys, and they come with a shiny silver lock and two keys, so you can lock away your vibrators and dildos from prying eyes or underage curiosities. It comes in all black leather (with white stitching), or black leather with an iridescent red satiny top. These make a great gift by themselves or an incredibly luxurious wrapping for another gift you choose to put within. Highly recommended for you and your not-so guilty pleasures!

Note: The lock and keys come wrapped up together in a white material inside the box; be sure to look for it and not toss it away with the wrapping in your excitement when you open the box. It looks an awful lot like the silica packets that are often also included.


Display Case

Display Case

Some of the dildos they’re making today are just too pretty to hide away in a drawer. Personally, I have at least three on display in my home, and I’d have more if I could display the lovely glass ones without fear of the cats knocking them over and breaking them.

Well, now I can.

The Display Case is just that: a box with a glass front that shows off an exquisite glass dildo nestled within (er, dildo not included). The case itself is pretty sumptuous, actually: lightly padded leather exterior, soft, velvet-covered foam interior to cradle the glass lovelies. There’s a cut-out of a dildo (with base) inside, the better to hold your delicates in place, so it’s going to work best with a dildo near 6-1/2″ x 1-1/4″, though you can make similar sizes work too. Now, I’m not saying that my cats couldn’t find a way to break this box (the window is glass, after all), but yours probably aren’t the let’s-see-what-this-does-when-it-falls demon-spawn that I have (and, besides, the Display Case will be easier to secure to a shelf than the dildo on its lonesome).


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