The BIG Coloring Book of Cocks
Well, it’s about damn time someone came out with a coloring book of cocks! Sure, we’ve known and loved the The Cunt Coloring Book for a decade now, and last year, when the updated and hip The BIG Coloring Book of Vaginas came out, our crayons melted from the hot, pierced glory of it all. But the poor penis has been neglected as coloring material for too long! Well, no more! The The BIG Coloring Book of Cocks is by Morgan Hastings (yup, the same dude who did the Vagina book I just mentioned), and it’s packing a really large . . . collection of all sorts of great and wonderful cocks. Big ones! Little ones! Tattooed ones! Ones with piercings some of you have never even heard of! Bent ones, straight ones . . . you get the idea. Since most of these are pretty plain along the shaft (better for coloring, you see), you can design that tattoo you’ve always wanted to get (or wanted him to get for you). There are some fun activity book pages, with word searches and dot-to-dot, furthering the whimsical air of the whole thing. Great for parties, stocking stuffers, fourth dates and long plane rides (well, maybe not that last one), The BIG Coloring Book of Cocks will make your crayons stand up and take notice.
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